The Thinking Man's Strumpet
A true GFE. Like that college girlfriend who still lives in your daydreams. Find that spark again, darling... book your secret escape now.
About me:
Natural beauty — no filter needed. I bring everything to the table: good taste, good manners, an educated mind, and yes, amazing skills behind closed doors.
Between my background in the arts, my bachelor degree, my unfinished master's, my ADHD, and my never-ending compulsion to explore esoterica, we’ll never run out of things to talk about over dinner.
My heritage? An American jumble of European roots… but my eyes are 100% Irish. The genetic lottery awarded me an abundance of dark, glossy hair and ivory skin that feels as soft as it looks. My thighs are thick, my backside big and round. My figure is completely natural and free of tattoos. I wear light makeup to enhance my features, not change them.
Come see me at my discreet, smoke-free Capitol Hill apartment. I'm 10 minutes away from downtown & South Lake Union. Free street parking.
Bellevue/Eastside, Bellingham, Olympia, Kitsap, and Eastern Washington: I host at your invitation. See my website for rates.
I am not a party girl. I drink on special occasions, like when you take me to dinner, and I never smoke.
Absolute discretion assured. My experience and maturity assure a romantic and private getaway. I have met CEOs, foreign dignitaries, and gentlemen from a wide assortment of military and 3-letter agencies. I know my part in this play.
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